A hilarious forward from Infy Bulletin Board

-----Original Message-----
From: Adheraj Singh
Sent: Tuesday, July 27, 2004 2:12 PM
To: Students05
Subject: Must read:discussion on infy bulletein board........its
just too gud...

Hi
This mail demonstrates what happens when you leave a bunch of bright engg. with absolutely nothing to do. Also shows how many people in Infy were on bench at that time.
Discussion in Infy’s Bulletin Board. Talk about twisting, well in this case mutating, the subject of conversation . Make sure you read from bottom to top for maximum enjoyment. Please do read the whole of it...
...... READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
Cheers
Adheraj


-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:39 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: German’s ,Jews, Aryans

We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels, making faces the whole day like monkeys. And you claim that you are not in this monkey business? Beats me!!
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: AnandV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:13 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians
Subject: All Infoscians are dravidians

My theory is first step to identify software engrs.I’m more interested in showing that software engrs are not monkeys (bcas they are not aryans) which my house owner believes!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: DHRUVAV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:09 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians
Subject: teachers and dravidian

Your theory only proves that Software engineers are not
aryans.Therefore
they can be any thing other than aryans and not only dravidians.
-----Original Message-----
From: AnandV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:04 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians
Subject: All Infoscians are dravidians

B’cas only teachers (arya’s) are aryans. So all software engr’s
are
dravidians.All Infoscians are software engrs........Hence the proof...
-----Original Message-----
From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:00 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Aryans- H aryana

Let me get it clear.Are u suggesting that all people in haryana
are
monkeys?????
-----Original Message-----
From: ashokkm
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 199910:59 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Aryans- H aryana

No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b’coz U just
remove the ‘H’
in Haryana so it becomes aryana.Agreed or not????
-----Original Message-----
From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:54 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: German’s ,Jews, Aryans are Indians

Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too have 10 fingers).
That’s what ramayan says. So all vanars were also aryans!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:50 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: German’s ,Jews, Aryans are Indians

How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even Africans are
Aryans. They
have 10 fingers- so they are aryans. They have 10 toes on their
feet - so
they are aryans. Thanks for proving that all are aryans.
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: Kedardesai
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:40 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Proof:German’s ,Jews, Aryans are Indians

Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had ten heads,
Ram’s
father(aryan + German)had ten chariots (Dash-rath) etc.Thus , the
base is
10. There fore they are all Indians
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:58 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans

Germans don’t play cricket. So cricketers can’t be germans. QED
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: Dinni Lingaraj
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:56 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/ Germans

It just occured that a better subject would have been “CRICKET”
but this
one stopped ....”Are our cricketers Aryans/Germans ?”
So we got to solve this one !


-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:55 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans

Let the ‘intellectuals’ decide... you will know who you are soon enough.
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: Yeshwant Dattatreya
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:39 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans

OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?
-----Original Message-----
From: ashokkm
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans

According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East.
According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the home place
of Aryans.
And Swami Dayanand Saraswati says Aryans were originally from
India b’coz
the place “saptsandhav” that is described many times in their
book is
nothing but Doab region between Ganga & Jamuna.
And One theory according Bhagwandas is that Aryans were
originally from
India then they went to middle east and after some time they
returned back
to India.
So there are different theories about the origin of Aryans but
recent
belief is that only India was their native-land.
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans

So, at present we are at a point where MK’s son is a Russian,
implying MK
is a Russian. MK is a ardent follower of Ravan who is a German
Jew. Looks
like the german govt running Karnataka(see our previous
discussions for a
proof of it) is conniving with the Russian govt at Tamilnadu (who
support
German) to fight the Italian Govts reps at 10 Janpath road. Some
heavy
international politics we have going on here. Wat’s d’ya say man!!
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: amajumder
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:21 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Importance: High

Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK’s son is called
STALIN.
-----Original Message-----
From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:13 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans

Say this to the DMK and they’re gonna kick u!! according to them
ravan was
a dravidian and was attacked by ram as ram was an aryan. So if
ram was a
german, and assuming he was a ‘hitlerite ‘aryan, then ravan must
have been
a jew!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 6:57 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans

No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German since it
was he who
owned the Pushpak Viman. The passengers could belong to any country.
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: vishnoor
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 5:44 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: major fallacy...

After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in Ravana’s
pushpak vimana &
This is what the Mordern Lufthansa is . It is the modern version
of the
older pushpaka vimana.
The pushpak vimana was “driven” by hansa or swans....
The insignia of Lufthansa is also a swan... This further proves Sri Rama was a German Hail Rama ....

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From: khandelwalh
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199912:54 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: major fallacy...

the argument is wrong.
the conclusion is fallacious

-----Original Message-----
From: vishnoor
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 4:44 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla

Rama was an aryan ;
Germans claim to be aryans so Rama was a German Hail Rama....

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From: ashokkm
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199911:53 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla

And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize winner Economics Dr.
Amartya Sen???
-----Original Message-----
From: Sudha Vedula
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 19994:02 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla & Maithili

God Shiva is also a foreigner because
Mt.Kailash is in China. Buddha was also a foreigner because
Lumbini(?) is
in
Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is in Pakistan. So was
Porus. So
was Gandhari.....:)
-----Original Message-----
From: Vikas Sharma
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 10:14 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla & Maithili

Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia, quoted that
Sita was
also a foreigner because Janakpuri is in Nepal.
-----Original Message-----
From: Pranav Chandra
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 1:10 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla & Maithili

Maithili is a language which derives it’s name from the region in
Bihar
where it is spoken, the old kingdom of Mithla.
There is a reference to the area even in Ramayana- Janak( Father
of Sita)
was king of Mithla and has been referred to as MithlaNaresh at
many places
in RamCharitraManas - therefore Sita was also called Maithili.

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From: Subhashis Roy
Posted At: 1999”N9OE?1”ú 13:03
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: what is Maithili ?
Importance: High

Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome qualities !!!
-----Original Message-----
From: yogesh_pm
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 12:12 PM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: re: what is maithili

Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has its own
literature.It has its root in the old kingdom of that area.It is
similar to
Hindi.
-----Original Message-----
From: himanshudas
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01, 1999 9:06 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: What is Maithili?

Hi!
Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?