The Restless Gemini

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December 28, 2005

Marketing Fundas

A professor at the Indian Institute of Management was explaining marketing concepts

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to ! you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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November 06, 2007 9:49 PM  
Blogger Bharat Jhurani said...

awesome..

January 09, 2008 2:53 AM  
Blogger Varun Reddy Sevva said...

nice one boss!!!

January 09, 2008 3:22 AM  
Blogger Aslan said...

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January 09, 2008 3:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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April 04, 2008 12:17 AM  
Blogger rajesh said...

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August 10, 2008 7:16 AM  
Anonymous Suman said...

Great sense of Marketing budy

August 17, 2008 12:16 AM  
Anonymous himanshu tyagi said...

distinct explanation,,,,
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October 04, 2008 8:28 AM  
Anonymous Mitesh Parekh said...

thats is really awesome, only a genuies like u can describe it so simply...

February 24, 2009 3:33 AM  
Blogger nitin said...

excellent way to teach marketing concept's. this is the difference between prof of iim &other b clg...keep it up all the best...

March 14, 2009 10:01 PM  
Anonymous gaurav rai said...

hiii...nice example....I need some help about SAP. what is the scope of SAP..and how can I learn.. bye

June 22, 2009 4:19 AM  
Anonymous vinita said...

thanx 4 clearng my concepts :)tc..will b looking 4wrd 2 more enlightening 1s..

August 01, 2009 2:38 AM  
Blogger jeetu said...

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November 01, 2009 10:33 PM  
Blogger Prateek said...

gud one

November 03, 2009 10:12 PM  
Blogger Himanshu said...

Superb

March 12, 2010 12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fantastic,simply superb.

April 16, 2010 12:50 PM  
Blogger himanshukhattar said...

Wow!!! man damn impressive. the blog is cool and that teacher too. Quite an unique way of expressing the stuff and it's difficult to forget too

April 19, 2010 3:52 AM  
Blogger krupesh said...

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May 26, 2010 3:48 AM  
Blogger dnyan said...

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June 08, 2010 10:49 PM  
Blogger Pradeep said...

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September 30, 2010 8:21 PM  
Anonymous peeyush rajvaidya said...

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plz send more.

October 01, 2010 8:05 AM  
Blogger Arif said...

nice method

October 04, 2010 1:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is what we expect in teaching... management studies differs from studies u had till under graduation... Sankalp_bm@yahoo.com

December 27, 2010 3:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

companes are going to generate need within socity .market is going to create keen strategy.so whats right strategy has to apply by companies.that is need generation .question rise but how???its dipend industry to industry and company.get the best example of service industry why it grow?

December 19, 2011 9:00 AM  
Blogger Mak said...

Superb and fantastically written to get massage clear.
Nice.......

January 09, 2012 9:24 PM  

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