The Restless Gemini

Έν οίδα ότι ουδέν οίδα --- Hen oida hoti ouden oida

December 23, 2005

Joke : No matter what

Forgive me for the language in this joke...but I could not resist having an instant laughter after reading this.

A man who was called to testify at the income-tax, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his wife, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the wife.

"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.'
But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the Income-tax?"

The Wife replied, "No matter what you wear, you are going to get f%*#ked."

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