The Restless Gemini

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December 18, 2005

Joke : Husband Shopping

There was this "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman could go to choose from among many men, her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in +ve attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the
door to any floor you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girls go to the place to find men ...

First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?". So up they go.

Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

Wow! say the women. Very tempting !!! But, there's more further up! And up they
go.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said "This floor is just
to prove that women are impossible to please."

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