Anecdotes

Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough!
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip round the Sun..
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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !
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Work fascinates me
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject
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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.
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Whom are you working for?
Same people. My wife and four kids..
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I heard you have a cat that can say her own name..
Yes. Meow..
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Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different..
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..